Those were all Gungans and in the extended Blue Ray version they’re all gonna have voices and throughout the whole fight they’re gonna be saying shit like “Oopsie me have a stabby” really loudly

No tickets necessary for me last fall.

The mechanism is your arm. The filter in the French press is a “moving part” in the same sense that, like, a hammer is a “moving part” when you lift it off a tabletop.

Rather be pissed on than bit the fuck up.

“Alright, I wrote the article. Please get off my neck.”

I used to live in the neighborhood back in ‘09 and ‘10, and Sunday morning traffic around that shithole sucked.

She’s probably dating a Hotep.

Again. Embarasses America again.

You didn’t really explain why Mattis is a bad person beyond working in the administration. My understanding is that he is a generally good person who is respected by pretty much everyone (except bloggers who wanted to the list to appear as long as possible).

Just for you, Jason:

I freeze stock in icecube trays for future use, it might be fun to put one of them in the middle.

You know the worst part about this? I can’t even watch “Dukes of Hazzard” reruns anymore without feeling icky.

Five good guesses?

Not cute? I say good day, sir!

Apologize to the adorable snek.

They are not all scary! Mine is cute as a button.

Here is a dead meme from 10 years ago to remind you how wrong you are.

Hi there! It looks like you’re trying to buy Boardwalk. Wold you like some help?

Yeah but Dick Cheney has never lived in Iceland, so that’s HUGE factor in choosing it over Wyoming.

Wonder how many confederate flag wavers are telling Hillary supporters “you lost, get over it”?