Trump is one committing treason on a daily basis. Clinton has had a $600 million witchhunt aimed at her for 25 fucking years and the assholes on the both the right and left still can’t prove that she has EVER done ANYTHING illegal much less treasonous. Open your eyes. You got played by right wing and Russian…

No matter how this game ends, never forget Pete Carroll is a 9/11 truther piece of shit. Fuck that guy.

She buys groceries?! I assumed her sustenance came from turning her head 180 degrees and eating the face of her partner during copulation.

it must suck to be so alone.

IOC decides against dying of polonium 210 poisoning.

I am Brazilian and I resent the description of Brazil as a banana republic. Banana republics don’t deserve to be offended and denigrated like that by being compared to our shitty country.

Dear IOC,

Because Greece is doing so well.

Depends, I am hiring a former employee whose exit interview changed our dept for the better. Cost his old boss their job.

Add making me side with Fox News to the reasons I hate Donald Trump.

Yes, but George, when you ruin your children, sometimes the state has to take them away from you for their own welfare.

Oh, I knew you were being sarcastic. The problem, however, is that I know a lot of people who actually do what you did— and eat that shit up like a child does their Cheerios.

You know you fucked up when Philadelphia has the moral high ground

I don’t care about the Bears. I really don’t. But imagining that man taking off his team’s jersey and leaving the stadium is about the saddest thing I’ve ever imagined. I think I have to walk away and take a break. Geez.

AND, you might get in your feelings over the shit-talking, because James isgoing to call you a bitch. He always does that.

As numerous YouTube commenters pointed out, she did not get the door right the first time.

This lawsuit is a slam dunk. If there’s any media outlet that refuses to host the opinions of white Christian men, it’s Fox.

Are you mentally prepared for the number of "So My Definition is Na'Cho Definition" puns coming your way? Because it's going to be wild.

Sadly, the whole point of putting Luke on Tattooine was that it's out of the way and Vader couldn't find him there. Then some idiot decided we needed Tattooine in the prequels, and bam, lore continuity ruined forever.