I'm a sexually active adult who has given workshops on healthy sexuality and I want to die from embarrassment right now.

I actually don't find this that funny. I mean in the 1980's the cold war was still going on....I mean, this video was made *before* the TV movie "The Day After" aired. Nuclear annihilation was still a fairly probable scenario when this was made. I mean think of it in terms of "If we're given a 10 minute warning…

"Our World Was Boners" is possibly the best band name ever.

Seriously, you should write professionally, Dave Hogan.

Also breadsticks.

heeeheeeheee

"'It's OK, I promised her husband, before he killed himself, she'd never be alone. She hates to be alone.' She shook her head, 'All that crazy's just up there all the time.'"

I had a client years ago (back in the days when advertising was all about squiring around some angry corporate bitch from New Jersey) who I waited on hand and foot for a whole working weekend, showing her all the sights in San Francisco to keep her away from the commercial we were shooting elsewhere in town. After…

Breadstick guy gets all of the points.

"After further review, it has been determined that the ball carrier was not facing Mecca at the time of his celebration; therefore the penalty stands."

That's because those videos don't get put on the internet, because they're uninteresting and feature police doing their jobs well.

What we should really do is just start calling them our "Sig O."

Only there it's not "scandalous" or "cheating." It's, well, legitimately good work.

He went to Alabama. It probably does there too.

It's never good when the story involves you and Eric LeGrand and you come off as the spineless one.

You know you fucked up when you make American Airlines look like the good guys by comparison.

Jeff Francouer has also been the victim of a career long prank where he believes every pitch is a strike

Should have just said "What's up, redskin?" to show he values and honors the man's history.

It feels like standing up at a party for one of your employees* leaving for another job and talking about how you have some concerns about how they will perform at their new job. It smacks of sour grapes at the least.

That's fine Mark, I didn't plan on sleeping tonight anyway. No need to apologize.

So now we live in a world where it's OK to be an asshole because if your douchebaggery is a problem for someone, they're just being overly sensitive?