They seem fun.

Viola Davis is in this?

It has a "Jackie Chan's First Blood" vibe.

This mostly serves to illustrate just how terrible I am at this game.

Re: No Man's Sky

Kristen Schaal is a horse.

There's a contrarian side of me that genuinely wanted this movie to be really good, just to subvert everyone's expectations of it. Oh well.

I don't know if The A.V. Club has something like a Mission, Vision, Values statement, but if it did I have to assume that the phrase "weirdly hostile to that decision, even if there’s literally no reason for us to be bothered" would almost certainly appear in it prominently.

I'm delighted to hear someone else pronounce it Bashki, as I did for years.

I will always be eternally baffled by people who choose to create a public persona of an awful human being, and then become flummoxed when the public treats them like they are awful human beings.

I am delighted to learn that he had to return the tapes, only because I wonder about that every time I hear that bit. Well worth the read just for that. Maybe now I can sleep at night.

Go on, brush your shoulders off.

Exactly as I feared.

Well sure, I understand why the studio would put his name on the poster, but that doesn't explain why AV Club is calling it that in the title of this article.

Am I the only one who doesn't understand why either movie are being attributed to J.J. Abrams? I mean, I know Bad Robot is his company, but aside from writing checks he seems otherwise entirely uninvolved with either. It's like calling it Simon & Schuster's The Dark Tower series. Am I missing something?

It has been a while.

This is a 200 word article about the file management equivalent of a typo.

People definitely complained when they first added commercials to cable TV. My dad was one of them.

I didn't hate Prometheus nearly as much as everyone else did.

My wife and I are convinced that eventually it will be Tim Meadows.