My inner pedant compels me to report that it's called a right angle bracket. Carat is the one above the 6.

Before loosing your mind, please consult your local dictionary for the definition of hyperbole.

Please note it does not say that the 17 channel package would cost $38, but instead that $38 is what people said they'd LIKE to pay for that package. So essentially you've got a survey confirming that people would prefer to pay less for cable and that that they don't want to pay for the channels they don't watch.…

Right? It's really interesting to see a fact I've always heard described as a great innovation—turning a weakness (leftover food, cooking methods that prize efficiency over flavor) into a strength—turned into something we're all supposed to fear.

"95 percent of them are impossible to just go out and buy in a store"

*sigh*

Damn guys, I apologize for daring to question the integrity of the almighty Snopes. I just remembered reading a couple articles there awhile back that were basically just the authors opinion stated as fact, but as I look around you're right that they do generally link to primary sources for most of their articles. My…

Genuine Question: Why do we all inherently trust Snopes? Almost anything looked up there is considered absolute, unquestionable fact and as I think about it I really have no idea why other than because they assure us we can really trust them.

If your standard for "PR disaster" is people being snide on Twitter, we may have shut the studios down. All of them.

That's three articles about this I've read in a row that resulted in that exact pun!

"anything Barbie-related"
The most surprising thing you will ever watch is Barbie: Life in the Dreamhouse on Netflix. It is, shockingly enough, a god damn delight. Seriously, it's genuinely funny and entirely worth your time. I was surprised as anyone when my daughters convinced me to watch a few episodes.

"Pantera - “Cowboys From Hell” "
Sold.

I think Korra is great, but I do not think it belongs on this list based on the simple fact that neither of my daughters (who were right in this age range when it debuted) wanted to watch it past the first couple episodes. This despite the fact that they adored The Last Airbender. When I talked to them about it, it…

You seem to take this very personally. Did you not make it through one of these or something?

The logo reminds me of the redesign of Huey, Dewey, and Louie for Quack Pack.

You missed Bubble Guppies, which is a god damn delight. Doesn't pander and is genuinely funny from time to time. Disagree 1000% with Wonder Pets. Ming Ming's rhotacism makes me want to punch a baby, which is dangerous in that particular context.

"in keeping with trying to not make it look exceedingly stupid"

I'm sort of fascinated by the way that, of all the early 90's bands that had a hit or two and then faded into obscurity forever, the Spin Doctors have become the singular go-to punchline for every single human being on earth needing to make a joke about the music they listened to in high school.

I don't think that many people actually are mad aside from YouTube comment trolls trying to get a rise out of people and the internet equivalent of the angry hobo outside the public library yelling at his teeth for betraying him. I've seen ten posts explaining why being angry about lady ghostbusters is silly for every…

I don't want to be that guy, but I am so I guess I will be—LED lights don't get hot.