You mean this one?

I’ve the feeling you’ve put more thought into this than they have.

Like... what benefit does the moss actually provide?

Proper (Stirling) Moss to go with your car. May increase wear and tear on your tires.

how do you keep it balanced

Sithrak?

I’ve seen a documentary about this. Likely Overdrifted back in time.

Don’t tell this guy.

Existential Comics: Jenga and the meaning of life.

If you think that was hard, try driving a food grade liquid trailer. Because of weight limitations, they can almost never be loaded full. That means every time you stop, start or turn, the load sloshes around. Now, consider if that load was half frozen orange juice. You stop suddenly. the load sloshes forward,…

the long grass brings skunks into my yard—skunks that he can smell from his property

The adult beetles aren’t so bad. The babies on the other hand....

Let’s talk a little bit about your duties.

What if the perp whips out a laser pointer while being chased by the policecats?

Or set your odometer to 900,000 miles and get written up in every magazine!

Love the Beast. Eric Bana.

You had me at The Blues Brothers, but I can’t resist:

It needed an oil cooler and better brake pads off the bat.