My first thought was “Misdemeanor Monkey? Pshaw. Call me when it’s Felony Monkey.”

I’m offended, and I’m a liberal. But, I’m offended (ok, disappointed, actually) that I can’t get a t-shirt with that logo, I think it’s funny as hell!

Most bags of microwave popcorn state that a bag is two-and-a-half servings. I can’t imagine popping a bag, then sharing it with two other people.

I don’t, and will never, eat there, solely because of their politics. But, it goes beyond the CEO’s beliefs. It’s because the CEO donates large amounts of money towards organizations that openly discriminate against entire segments of the population. He donates his money; where do you think that money comes from? I…

Nowhere...NOWHERE...does the report state whether or not the Oreos in question were Double-Stuffed. Way to leave out the important information, guys.

You caught grief from your office manager over Jack in the Box prices?? What did she expect you to eat, 10 cent ramen packages and peanut butter?

I’m very surprised that there’s no mention of Jack in the Box’s breakfast items, like the Breakfast Jack, Ultimate Breakfast Sandwich, and various Croissants. Maybe Jack isn’t a national brand? It’s ubiquitous here in SoCal. And I prefer Jack’s breakfast items over McDonald’s.

(Lives in San Diego. Been to the stadium. Stadium doesn’t have/never had a dome).

Napoleon McCallum...

First thing I thought of was, They want to put Count Chocula on a boat, with a bunch of strippers?

Cocoa Krispies. LOVED drinking the now-chocolate milk from the bowl.

Tibia honest, I don’t think it’s that gruesome.

They’re going to lose, anyway, there was no hope they were going to win their game.

His name is Duncan D. Hunter, not Hunter Duncan. Neither he nor his father was a Navy Seal, though they were both Marines. And, yes, he’s an absolute disgrace, currently under a 60-count indictment, mostly for stealing funds for personal use and lying about it. He was also just reelected, in the conservative town of…

Tomorrow. Tomorrow is too early, and it doesn’t matter what day you read this.

They knew a fire was coming? Did they tell you that, or are you making an assumption? As a life-long SoCal resident, I know that sometimes people have hours to evacuate their homes (what would YOU take with you, if you had 6 hours to prepare?), and sometimes people have 5 minutes or less, because the wind has shifted…

I believe he referred to Rich Hill as “Big Mountain”, since he’s tall, and his last name is Hill.

Where’s the proof? And why didn’t he call the FBI?

Indeed. It’s “shoo-in”.

So, this week SNL has a person inside a water bottle, and next week they have a person named after another water bottle?