Dean Spanos doesn’t care one bit if the Chargers win or draw fans, it’s not his baby. His father, Alex, bought the team (and made all the money Dean is enjoying). Alex never would have moved the team from San Diego, but he’s 93 and not of sound mind anymore, so Dean has control. Dean just sees dollar signs; move the…

That’s a yellow card, right there. One more and he misses his next match.

Hey, it’s just a ‘stinger’, he’ll be limited in practice on Tuesday but he’ll be starting next Saturday.

He’s going to park his fully-operational tank at his house? Why, I can’t see how anything could possibly go wrong...

The New York Jets just signed this guy as starting quarterback.

Easy there, Kim Jong-un.

Until about a couple of weeks ago, the San Diego Padres baseball team had a relief pitcher named Kevin Quackenbush. Now, there can’t be THAT many of them running around, can there?

You talking about Sergio Dipp or Rex Ryan?

Three and a half Subway sandwiches. What a bizarre amount.

The best tight end ever to play the game? Um, Kellen Winslow Sr., Tony Gonzalez, Antonio Gates, Jason Witten, and Raymond Berry would like a word with you.

Am I seeing this correctly, the sender put his name/address on the envelope? If so, and it can be verified, his name should be enormously publicized. That’s the fun part of “Free Speech”; you have the right to say (or write) vile, racist stuff, but the consequences could be serious (lose your job, default on your…

Hey, no problem at all, once her victims return to life and they testify in court that she should be released, I have no problem with her being granted parole.

I apologize, Megan; I can live with our heroine’s date’s last name changing within the story, but when she leaves the poop “in plain site”, my brain hurts.

God help me, if he starts showing photos of a bloody right tire......

League of Extraordinarily Incompetent Gentlemen?

I was thinking, ‘Oleg? More like Oh mah-balls’.

Please tell me where the $2.47 gas is. Best price I can find is $2.75 here in San Diego, CA, and that’s sure to spike soon.

Charlie Whitehurst (clipboard Jesus) is available.

According to an ESPN senior writer, “Yankees manager Joe Girardi ripped the umpires, laying the blame for all the fights and ejections on their inability to control the game. Among other things, he called their performance “poor”.”

Aw, he’s just needling you....