This became inevitable when Blake Bortles was released by the Jags and signed by the Rams.

This is indeed a harrowing tale and recounted in a way that is so relatable to all of us. I guess that’s what makes us all such big fans.

I was legit worried about Drew when I heard what happened.  I had too hoped that he would write in the way that Drew does about this.   

Get well Drew.

Can’t believe they asked you to raise two fingers and you didn’t go with Ol’ Faithful

Can’t tell you how many text messages I exchanged with friends seriously worrying about the health of a person I have never met and will likely never meet.

Bill De Blasio thinks  he can be POTUS

Oh my fucking god, Drew! I’m so sorry that you went through that and I’m so fucking happy you’re alive! To share I went through something milder than that last year. I had 3-4 episodes where I was shaking badly. One time when I was going to work and it was so bad I couldn’t put the lid on my coffee; a stranger had to…

Jesus, man. This is harrowing. Like everyone else in the comments, I’m glad things didn’t go differently.

I also believed, for some reason, that a celebrity chef (no idea who) was killed at the same bar the night I bashed my skull in. And that I was a person of interest in that chef’s death. Please know that no famous chef died that night

And speaking of Sony’s losses in physical storage format wars, are there any devices out there that still support some form of the Memory Stick?

They did have MD data discs. That’s what was in The Matrix.

The truly absurd thing is that Sony had minidiscs at a time when people were absolutely desperate for a rewritable format that could hold more than 1.44mb. Iomega Zip disks were EVERYWHERE in the late 90s, but would Sony release a MiniDisc drive for PC? Of course not.

OK, folks, since I’m currently having to point this out over on Deadspin, I thought I’d repeat it here too:

Something like this?

Something like this?

Thanks.  Now my iPad is completely blank. 

Bipartisan and skilled shapers of policy working together to redesign the system so it works better.

“Eh, it’s a living”

TOM WAITS!!! I just got a Swordfishtromboner.

Not sure you’ll hear this from your high horse but I’d love for you to explain how my 3/4 of an acre of grass and trees that are watered by natural rainfall is bad for the environment. Maybe we all don’t live in California where the only thing that happens less than rainfall is common sense legislation. So take a few…

Not sure you’ll hear this from your high horse but I’d love for you to explain how my 3/4 of an acre of grass and…