I have never been prouder to be a Ravens fan.

Battleshark Galactica or Sharkgate Atlantis?

Always blame a drunken Bender.

Do you want to know the terrifying truth...or do you want to see him sock a few dingers?

Drafting celebrities? Even in those formal shorts you must feel like a failure.

Beat me to it, Ace.

Everyone feels bad about her. There's even fanfic & fanart of Merlin turning her human and the collective has named her Hazel.

Into the fire!

Minus the incest, plus bestiality.

"part Animal House, part Revenge of the Nerds, and a large part "Homer Goes to College"

Kronk is quite the Adonis.

That wasn't thunder, it was just Chris Davis hitting a homer in Baltimore. They should be afraid.

I think the real question is how this suspension will effect the number of times that Shaq says "Birdman Birdman!" tonight.

In other words, Comcast and Time Warner explained to them that they won't allow the XBox One to access their content.

I don't understand what I'm looking at. Why is demented old Grandpa on the court? Why is he shuffling? Is he having a stroke?

This must be photoshopped. I only see one hashtag / Twitter reference.

If you really supported our troops, you'd fire some people too.

If he was driving too fast, how fast did Keyshawn drive to catch him? How does a Prius catch a Ferrari?

I'm sure fake whiskey goes great with green bean fries that are actually just green fries.