They're the shelves Gotham deserves, but not the ones the library needs right now.

"For one thing, Walter first has to defeat an entire planetary occupation by supertelepaths from the future."

Well, I never heard it before, but it sounds uncommon nonsense.

I agree, particularly since I have to drive two hours for games. It's nice to get home after a 1pm game and have time for dinner and then settle in for Sunday Night Football.

But what's in the box? It better not be another dead Locke.

I'm currently reading Broken Piano For President and daily fighting cravings for burgers. Deshler Dean would wear this belt buckle with pride.

I think we should wait a day. There's a margin of error for when Superman flew around the Earth and changed our timeline.

"a jealousy-inducing stockpile of Blade Runner collectibles"

And then ABC will force you to turn it into a Revolution action figure.

Somewhere in here there's a joke about lunacy.

But the Chinese built some Arks right? They're coming to pick me up off my roof when the flood comes tomorrow, right?

I'll forgive Amazon for this transgression, but I expect my next package to be delivered by Santa Bezos.

The power rankings are always underestimating the Patriots.

After an order didn't ship for a week ($20 item, but Xmas gift), I decided to follow up today. A UPS shipping label was created, but UPS never received the item.

When is science going to provide us with a real tiny fridge that is quiet, real cold and have TARDIS-like size upon opening?

"Hello, my name is Philo and welcome to Secrets of the Universe. Today we are going to learn how to make plutonium from common household items."

What's wrong with UHF?

As Admiral Ackbar carries, General Calrissian from the Ewok factory on Endor, we see the spiritual ghostly visage of fallen Jedi singing "Love lift us up where we belong..."

Googling proves everything already exists.

300 bucks for Radio? Show me the money.