See, this is why I always carry around a Green Goblin mask. Just in case.

And in a few years you'll be forced to convert it to a cloudy egg email.

You either die a drape or you live long enough to see yourself become a square.

Bluebacca is cool, but where is Grand Moff Stryker?

Don't ever take me to a real place like that photo. I would immediately start hauling stuff away like Charlie and Frank in It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia did at the dump.

Augmented reality movie/plays. Something along the lines of a theme park attraction like

Some men hunt for sport, others hunt for food...

The muzzle is not a bad design, if it works as a muzzle. It appears that it would have better airflow than a traditional muzzle, and be less restricting.

Did he go to Jared?

Jeremy Renner holding a bow or rifle to his face + Explosions = Summer Movie

Isn't the technological arms race already an event at the Paralympics?

I'm not really worried about the power going out. We have two giant hamsters running in a massive wheel in our secret underground lair.

What is that thing on the toilet at the very end? Is that a cute Korean toilet monster?

When traveling through Pennsylvania remember to always cross that bridge when you come to it.

Am I the only one who misses when shopping meant being helped? When checking out at the grocery store meant someone would help me by bagging my groceries and putting them in my cart instead of a cashier who scans and throws my stuff and then while I'm bagging as fast as I can she starts scanning the person behind me.

As soon as he got the money, his bones turned to glass.

http://youtu.be/ You see the Changatrons ran from the Plumbots because the were at war over the Changatron's home planet.

My vacuum is also covered in dust. I'm going to just start telling people it's diamond dust.

Every time I see a video like this posted I run to my dog and squeeze the stuffing out of her.

He said, "Rocky you met your match."