yeah, I expected better of the internet

shudder, just think how boring they would be if they did

I demand an all-gif march madness

calling it now: Netflix v Sex. Who can tell who will take it, though

Oooooh this looks like some kind of garment made of silk escape maps! This would be my absolute favourite thing to own, the maps alone are just gorgeous.

I live in Auckland and I think a more accurate makeover would be for someone to come into the country with a full face of makeup and then just wash it all off. You're bang on about the rip-off prices, maybe that contributes to our very low-maintenance aesthetic!

GODDAMN. I listen to her on spotify and this is the first I'm seeing what she looks like and GODDAMN.

I'd like that main photo to replace this poster in dorm rooms everywhere

OK but why isn't Galaxy being mentioned all over this board? it is by far the superior British mass-produced chocolate product.

Oh OK! I've never heard the second meaning before. thank you for making this excellent pun accessible to me!

can someone break this down for me, real slow? is it because I'm not American? am I just stupid? I'm stupid, aren't I

this softcore porn looks terribly boring

Yeah for a second there I was super excited that The Gay Bachelor was a thing happening outside of a Funny or Die parody

"Sorry for the buzz kill" - meh, personally it gives me a little glow of joy to find out Maroon 5 are even douchier than I thought.

Didn't it take both John Oliver and Stephen Colbert about 7 years each to get their own show? I don't think I can wait that long!

I really need to know what Gillian Anderson's trick is to looking more and more beautiful every goddamn day that passes

well, the alternative headline could've run "MAN DIES FROM DIRTY DILDO INFECTION" so the house seems a small price to pay

Cinderella has bitchin' eyebrows, like Lily Collins did in that Snow White mess. I hope this is a new trend for live action fairy tales.

aw don't take away her clay!