why did that video blur out a plastic vagina?

I find it strange that they're displaying the dress in a wedding dress shop, like "HEY, SEE, YOU DON'T NEED A MAN TO BE HAPPY AND FIND FULFILLMENT! But you should probably buy that $2000 silk shantung gown all the same"

yeah, but I think I'd marginally prefer 5 hours of "ugh, I just sucked this douchebag's cock" to 5 hours of "oh jesus, this guy is such a douchebag and soon I'm going to have to suck his cock"

it's not just the blow job, it's the 5 hours of awkward conversation trapped in a car with stranger that you've just blown/are going to blow

10/10 for Jean Grae and may I also suggest new Kanye West/ G.O.O.D acquisition, Kacy Hill, for a Y:

I feel like that's the face the real Benedict Cumberbatch would make too were he in this situation

I heard it was knitted by JK herself.

it must be especially awful to see those horrible comments with a picture of your significant other as the avatar. Even if he does have a flat face.

their hair is like a two piece puzzle

I don't know who Taylor Kitsch is but replace that with Taylor Swift and I'M THERE

I, too, had an experience with a boob diviner at Bravissimo in the UK who diagnosed my correct size within seconds of entering the store and took me from an E to a crazy, made-up sounding FF. I've moved across the other side of the world but still get their Satine bra over the net because it's my holy grail.