“It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a person in possession of good receipts is delivering a read, not shade.”
“It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a person in possession of good receipts is delivering a read, not shade.”
My dog looks just like Ollie! We did an agility class and then did a course at a JRT trial. He was zooming right along and then flew past a jump. I got him to come back, but he almost went over it backwards, a DQ. So I threw my arms up, he stopped, and proceeded to take a shit. Also a DQ.
Trump should not be allowed to nominate a Supreme Court Justice in the last year of his presidency #MicDrop
White women who want to broadcast their politics (in addition to actually taking action, ahem) could also just wear a t-shirt from Planned Parenthood, the ACLU, Amnesty, SPLC, CAIR, BLM, NOW, NPR, DNC ... the possibilities are endless. Just anything at all besides almost literally #notallwhitewomen.
He was ninety-six, had a good life, and didn’t die ironically. Not too bad.
My gran Fanda divorced her abusive husband in 1970, though that legal decree was years in the making. These books saved her innermost self afterwards. She told me that after almost 20 years of daily assaults, that she felt when she left him that her body was a thing god made specifically for punishment. She didn’t…
Only one of them smelled! And we cleaned it! Leave us alone we have soo many fucking problems
I explained shade to my parents and my dad said: “There’s a word for what your mom does?” He now rejoices in pointing out shade where he finds it. He’s extremely accurate.
My husband used the word shade around his parents, so I felt the need to give a 10-minute explanation of the word, its origin, and correct usage— specifically throwing shade vs. a read. Near minute nine I realized I misjudged my audience and no one cared. I still finished strong and feel like I made the world a better…
What gives people the idea that scientists are the richest? There are literally billionaire oil tycoons telling us this, and you believe them? No. The “ivory towers” are occupied by the anti-science folks like Trump. Tell us how your dumb myth is so persistent.
As if his hands could wrap all the way around a baby’s neck.
Trump supporter: “Well, maybe he did strangle a baby but......emails!”
I can’t believe the other penguins just stand around doing virtually nothing. I guess a few of them got their phones out and started filming, but that doesn’t really do anything about the immediate problem. It’s really sad, a sign that our society is going down the drain.
One bled over the cuckold’s nest
I just took my 86-year old Dad to vote and it was so exciting. He thought it was hilarious to tease me the entire time that he was voting for Trump, but I watched him proudly cast his ballot for Hillary. (I think it also helped that I told him Mom would march down from heaven and kill him if he didn’t vote for…
My grandmother can leave me wondering sometimes if I was burned, or if my sister was straight up insulted. “Why don’t you wear the other dress? It helped your sister look thin.” It’s like she’s got to get in a twofer.
I work with Alli and Chelsea (the second protester) and they SO ARE! Chelsea has disrupted Trump multiple times and Alli performed a “citizen’s arrest” on Henry Kissinger for his war crimes. I’ve been re-tweeting like crazy from the West Coast (where I’m holding down the fort for our LA office)! I’m so proud to work…
Isn’t this the point of the game? Go to real-life locations, find some pokemon or trainer, fight them, and the winner gets the loser’s pokemon and wallet? I mean, that’s how I’ve been playing. I nailed an 8 year old in the knee with a tire iron for a sweet Jigglypuff and some pogs.
Jezebel: I want to believe
She’s incredibly eloquent. I felt almost bad for being so blown away by her words, as, well, the words shouldn’t be the point. A less eloquent person would still have been just as raped. Still, her statement shows the power words can have.