Sobbing Knicks child was not the star. He was an annoying kid mugging for his Instagram selfies.

Artificial banana is the worst. Fuck whoever decided to bundle delicious lime and rootbeer popcicles with banana

Another vote for artificial banana.

Banana.

Artificial banana is pretty fucking horrendous.

As the video starts, the guy in the white shirt with the belt is attacked by several men and women. He defends himself with punches and roundhouse hits with a belt. What is he supposed to do? Stand still and be a punching bag? This is nowhere near Ray Rice territory.

I mean, he has been great, but great for less than half of one season is an awfully quick timeframe to declare him the GOAT.

When you have Todd Frazier at 190:1 to win the home run title, this is step one. Step two is Stanton going down.

If he gets this mad over softball, imagine how he must get over the real sport he plays...fantasy football.

I bet she’s so happy with her putting him on blast she has a shit eating grin on her face.

Wow, this is like Endframe-level stupidity.

So....over here (http://internet.gawker.com/redditors-stag…) a Gawker Media site is railing on Reddit as horrible. But then this article isn’t just the usual “saw it on Reddit first” which of course happens to all of u, but is literally just a re-packaging of Reddit unique content. I don’t usually care much about the…

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Maybe all the players were quietly traded after people payed their $100...

What does it cost to get a post published here, is it just pure political correctness ?

I didn’t know Liu Kang played futbol in Peru!!!

Yeah, but getting mad over a t-shirt is just so much easier than fixing real-world problems. You ever consider that, good sir? Internet outrage is much more time-efficient for today’s on-the-go warmongering chickenhawk.

Here’s your apocalypse scenario:
Pats start 4-0 under Garoppolo, meaning, we all suffer smug Pats fans. Jimmy G promptly gets traded to the 2-2 Browns for a first round pick. Browns then proceed to go 0-12, making us listen to whiny Browns fans about how they were victims to their own stupidity. Pats win a Super Bowl,…