I didn’t know Liu Kang played futbol in Peru!!!

Yeah, but getting mad over a t-shirt is just so much easier than fixing real-world problems. You ever consider that, good sir? Internet outrage is much more time-efficient for today’s on-the-go warmongering chickenhawk.

Here’s your apocalypse scenario:
Pats start 4-0 under Garoppolo, meaning, we all suffer smug Pats fans. Jimmy G promptly gets traded to the 2-2 Browns for a first round pick. Browns then proceed to go 0-12, making us listen to whiny Browns fans about how they were victims to their own stupidity. Pats win a Super Bowl,…

Love the consistency — Vikings and Panthers heat balls illegally (similar effect), and get a warning. Chargers use stick-um, fined $25,000. Brady more likely than not being generally aware of similar infractions, suspended 4 games. Makes a lot of sense to me.

Hearing “SEC” uttered, Dan Gilbert immediately bolted from Quicken Loans Arena.

I bend over backwards to be honest and direct with you fucking guys and you stick it right up my fucking ass — and the fucking team’s ass.

Way to go out on a limb.

Wow, didn’t think Revis was dumb enough to fall for that kind of trolling. Just by engaging he proves he does care what people think. Pats fans 1, Revis 0.

Why haven't you covered other animals that knock drones out of the sky? If you're going to cover the animals, cover all the animals. Otherwise, go back to pre-2015 concourse and entertain me again!!!

This post reminds me of something.

I enjoyed this response:

"Who wants to sex, mourning?"
-necrophiliacs

If Oregon is so white, why did Chip Kelly leave?

Eh, this is really just a rhythmic slap on the wrist.

I think it makes sense that the government would kill 27 people in a small town to prove a point about guns, but refuse to fudge numbers on a spreadsheet. They gotta draw the line somewhere.

"I'm ready to play the biggest game of my life," Brady texted a former teammate before kickoff.

I'm going to wager a guess that the median income of a household which produces a sports writer is substantially higher than a household which produces an NFL athlete.

Sucks that the autographed Ray Rice elevator photo sold out so fast also.

Force the Pats to be on Hard Knocks for the next two seasons. Belichick would lose his fucking mind.

The trend in journalism today is to interject the journalist into the story. Was your intention to "discover" Torii Hunter's opinion on the subject of gay marriage? Because I think he has already made it perfectly clear, therefore, there is no news here. Or was your intention to let everyone know what YOUR opinion is…