ha! You dont realize, but this works in a couple of ways. When Cardale Jones was first recruited, he was on record as saying that he didnt come here to play school. So this is sort of like that.

so just pay everyone $100/hr. There, everything is solved and we can all eat ice cream and shit rainbows forever. Great plan!

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zombies is so hard

so same punishment for taunting a police dog as killing one.

or dont have kids in your early 20’s, take that money you would have spent on baller vacations and invest or put a downpayment on a house, watch your equity grow wildly over 8 years while simultaneously racking up tax benefits, have kids when youre 30, go on baller vacations with the whole fam then.

probably insurance premiums that skyrocket when unstable parents file frivolous lawsuits against daycare centers that little Jaylynne caught a common cold at.

thats a good point. Though nick foles has like 8 completions per game, so the number of times welker would even have the ball in his hands goes down by about 75%.

Allegedly, idiots.

“so there I was, with my good, clean, god-fearing white christian family, when all of a sudden some dark-skinned lunatic approached me and my white family in an aggressive and threatening manner....”

no doubt, it was the most exciting thing that has happened to that guy ever. In his delusional mind, it tops the birth of his children.

taint....lol

please screen shot of all your donations to this woman.

no question. it was all jay, imo

announcers: “2 pt attempt upcoming”

gross

disneyland, not world, i believe.

i see it now. These people at CBS should be fired. This is worse than what greg hardy did, imo

agreed, better to just throw newspaper over the problem rather than actually clean it up.

i liked the ‘tigers suck’ one, since every other team south and east of memphis has that mascot.