i will continue buying avocados at the grocery store and continue putting them on whatever i want. I will also continue to avoid subway.

dick-shittingly great, imo

why is “using drugs on the job” the most fire-able offense here? It should be that they gave the company’s goods/services away for their own benefit.

well, he certainly doesnt keep his hands clean. But yeah, Im wondering if there will be a way to pin hard evidence on him? Probably not. :(

hey idiot, sepp blatter is like the least ethical person in sports. Maybe read up on the subject before you have the audacity to write about it. Idiot.

thats a nice twist on the tried and true “you must be fun at parties”

i fuckin hate those pedalpubs. gimmicks. Such fake yelling and “oh wow look at us we are crazy YOLOSWAG”

1. Middle out.

if the patriots did it the NFL would outlaw it the very next offseason.

unless you enjoy promotions/money.

nah, it’s either laziness or (more likely) click bait since including “Baltimore” in your posts is a trendy way to get clicks right now.

The editing here is so bad.

yeah so about the equivalent of $100

dong jokes aside, his opponent was about the most out-of-shape person I’ve seen this week. And I live in the U.S.

yeah tests are always accurate!!!11!1!

yeah tests are always accurate!!!11!1!

lack of opportunity for commercial breaks?

i used to be 100% chrome only. Now it moves slow and doesnt play video very well. So Im back to like 80% firefox, 20% chrome.

the pearl clutchers are saying the same things and siting the same rhetorical arguments (people died to make that weed you over privileged white asshat!!!) that it leads me to believe they are just getting their ‘what should I be outraged over today’ from the same source.

Julia Louis-Dreyfus perfect one

doesnt this loosely translate to “whats it like finally having a father figure in your life? I assume you never have until now”