probably cost $10k though

"please dont post in the comments all the interesting things you find. just send them to tips@deadspin.com, so we can act like we did the work"

win the day

meh, he also played mvp-level ball for many years

or he is just a bag guy, no need to blame it on the people around him

"We've already gotten looks at what Jorge Soler and Javier Baez can do, "

"Q: Can you appreciate the rivalry that Peyton Manning and Tom Brady have developed over the years?"

"uhhhh derrrrrrrpy derp, can you please let us all know your game plan for the second half? I cant think of any reason why it would be disadvantageous to tell the world what your strategy will be in the second half. urrr derp"

"Q: Can you appreciate the rivalry that Peyton Manning and Tom Brady have developed over the years?"

thanks prude

you assumed the jets were in any sort of position to be in a play-in game? lol

more context would have definitely helped me. Is there are good reason why you wouldnt want to give more context beyond 1 second of slow motion?

you dont know that

no, absolutely not. I bought that blutooth speaker with the free skinit team logo the last time you guys posted it (couple months i think), the voucher for the skinit, which i tried to use the day i got the package, would not work as it said it was well passed the expiration date. SKinit would not honor it.

"Hint: it was much better than Joe Buck's call."

everyone in the SEC will be ranked #1 this week

"Fox Sports reveal that nearly everyone else had the Winston reports before they were given to State Attorney Willie Meggs, actively weakening Meggs's chances of bringing charges."

sports memorabilia people are just one notch above hoarders, imo. Go to one of these guys' house, it's scary.

except speeding kills people. Signing your autograph does not. This all sounds worse when I actually type it out. He signed his own fucking signature and will get punished for it.

nice simplification and straw-man, idiot.