grouchosfakemoustache
Groucho's Fake Moustache
grouchosfakemoustache

Finally, a lucrative job a lifetime of clinical depression has preparex me for!

Should switch to a gentlemanly sport like boxing. ;)

Now where did I put my bear suit?

Lamboat

That’s my line!

This is exactly why I refuse to wear tanks, it looks like i’m wearing the world’s ugliest mink stole under them. Or possibly share DNA with Chewbacca.

Man, if that isn’t an ‘I just sharted’ face, I don’t know what is.

#MakeAlbertaGreatAgain

I have the weirdest boner right now.

I was 14, after we had spent a good portion of the day in a water park.

Why do I picture Magic laughing like Mr. Krabs?

That picture makes him look like the unholy spawn produced by a marriage between Buddy Holly and Blake Shelton.

They need to fire his tailor, like yesterday. Or hire one. Sheesh.

I got the joke!

“I wash born here, an I wash raished here, and dad gum it, I am gonna die here, an no sidewindin’ bushwackin’, hornswagglin’ cracker croaker is gonna rouin me bishen cutter.”
Gabby Johnson

;)

Watched Young Frankenstein lately, have ye? ;)