Beckghazi!

Of course! Pretend just like a greasepaint moustache. ;)

Don’t you mean ‘couldn’t care less?’ This is fun. :o

I let Bobby borrow my moustache for that game. And damn you,+1 <3

Had the misfortune of making eye contact with someone turning into the lane next to me. He went over the line into my lane some, I made eye contact, and saw him very awkwardly eating a banana. I don’t think he’ll ever forget the raised eyebrow I gave him. Poor sod had the guiltiest look I’ve ever seen on a person.

Her husband was unavailable for comment.

Wonder why he’s wasting good money funding that. The morons I know on Facebook are doing a perfectly fine job of shitposting DJT memes for absolutely free. I thought conservatives were all about wise spending. ;)

I would pay good money to see him take a corner at about 30mph doing this. Just build up momentum for a while and crank the shit out of the wheel.

I like how they’re standing there like “How the fuck are we supposed to move these?”

Approve of the size of the beer glass, not so much the beer, but sponsors are sponsors I guess. Still better then Genny Cream Ale at any rate. I bought that to drown my yard slugs and even they stayed away from that shit (although I swear I saw one hanging over the side of the dish and puking.) Never drink a beer that…

Boy, I better stop going to Yahoo for all my car news then. >.>;

If they fit you like saran wrap, you *might* be wearing a size too small. Just saying. I mean... to each their own, but you may want to at least try a different size or brand. Or maybe some powder to prevent gluey junk.

He’s had the hots for her ever since he saw Exit to Eden, and he doesn’t seem to understand why she keeps turning him down.

Well, if the baseball thing continues to not work out for him, he’s always got a future in live action as Barney Rubble.

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I can’t get past the fact that he looks like Joe Dirt and adult Macaulay Culkin had a love child.

I wasn’t saying that it was a bad sub-blog, it’s interesting to me. I was making a thinly veiled Fight Club reference. Or, alternatively, not as thinly veiled as I thought. LOL

Probably because no one talked about it. ;)

Man... There’s always that one guy that parks like an asshole.

In his defense, he was probably squinting...