Dustin Fowler ruptures his patella tendon with one strike to go before his first major league AB - June 29.

He deserved a beatdown.

You might be surprised to know that some people have died hitting trees or walls that were travelling at 0 mph.

I don’t get how liberals can hate hateful people without hating themselves. You don’t stop hate by hating. I don’t understand how either side can be so rabid about their beliefs that they feel the need to hate other people who contradict them. If everyone could just let each other exist without lecturing each other…

It actually applies to all draft picks, but in a practical sense only comes up with respect to internationals. It’s the three-year rule, which allows that if a first-round pick does not sign a rookie deal with the NBA team that owns his draft rights within three years of being drafted, the rookie scale no longer…

This is also a common friendly bet in tennis. The two guys with their butts in the air lost something (probably a game) and so Monfils and his buddy each got a shot. I played this game in high school tennis. I do not think I would have played this game with a professional.

There’s really nothing remarkable here. Lots of athletes take time out of their schedule to visit retarded children.

How the fuck is “Jinesh Brahmbhatt” a white-guy name?

He flaunted his various houses (how many? “A lot,” he says) on MTV and on the NFL Network, leading cameras past waterfalls, tanks of exotic fish, stripper poles, rows of designer suits and an armada of cars with gargantuan rims. As Portis’s fortune grew, so seemingly did its gravity, pulling more properties, luxuries…

Can’t you just pay someone to do tha.....oh.

The Triangle is this century’s West Coast Offense. Nobody seems to have more than a cursory understanding of it, it isn’t as new as everyone seems to think, everyone sneers at it, yet almost every single team in the league does things that are recognizably influenced by it.

Here’s how to reconcile your conceptions of Phil:

To ANY Cubs fan that bitches about Joe Maddon, I will GLADLY give you Michael Scott Matheny in exchange for him.

My take on this is that Phil wanted to buy out Melo. Dolan refused. Phil said, hey you said I could run the team any way I want to and I want to buy out Melo. Dolan refused. Phil said, well, then buy me out. Dolan accepted.

You all realize this is exactly what Phil wanted, right?

I somewhat disagree that this harms Jackson’s legacy. Not everyone who is a good player is a good coach. Not every coach is good in the front office. I’d say Jackson as a coach is not at all tarnished by what happened here. He gets to sit down next to Thomas in the hall of horrible front office people though. He can…

Family members, close friends, even Young’s pastor describe Fisher as “jealous” and “envious” of the QB. 

You can’t trust Vince Young on this. That he’d be bitter is no wonder, licking his wounds after dropping out of the CFL.

Donkey Kong is one of the toughest games of all time. Let these little first person shooter pro assholes try and calculate those springs on the elevator level.

Great, now terrorists will get the idea to grow beards. Thanks a lot, Billy