We had it on an Apple 2, but, since you mention it, I don't remember it on a Mac.

I know! It's not like she's there against her will, barely speaks the language, and is Martha or anything like that.

Mom, Dad. We need a Mac. I have yet to master Wizardry, Airborne, Dark Catle, and Castle Wolfenstein.

I read some theory that the clone becomes Batman and Bruce remains Bruce. That's how he can go to parties and board meetings seemingly unscathed and still put in long crime-fighting nights. It would require a "Prestige"-level commitment to the act, but Bruce Wayne as we've come to know him could pull it off.

Ray J is just playing the Discount Scott Glenn character we're SUPPOSED to think is Ra's al Ghul. Then they'll pull a reverse "Batman Begins" and shoo the white guy away because it was this half-white guy all along.

"Hey, Yorkie! Mike Singleterry called, and he wants his shoulder pads back."

Any outcome where Bobby-Spray doesn't die screaming will be a disappointment. Screw this unforgivable bastard.

What are you looking at, dicknose?

Is any of this really necessary?

Look out for the Grapist, though. Especially if you're a thirsty child.

He's gotta earn that paycheck.

Well, she and Molly Solverson came from the same theater company.

My theory is that Jadis is merely a weirdo who always talked that way; the others started making fun of her behind her back and it just kind of stuck.

Who cares who started it? How many characters left aren't irredeemable assholes, and why should I care if any one of them lives or dies?

"Proshai, Livushka."

There's a decidedly different style of parlance and civility when it comes to discussing this show, in no small part because it is aggressively stupid.

Fun fact: Tom Lehrer has had at least three abortions.

It's funny because this show is aggressively stupid and places no value on life unless the plot calls on it to pretend so.

I honored tonight's episode by raising my shot glass with a hearty "Proshai, Livushka."

I doubt I would have gone the full eight seconds.