Man, if she were my Mom….

MY Queen is four guys with bad haircuts

Counter-argument: The beating that is Doug Benson.

But after that it was like he was a completely different person. A girl needs a period of adjustment.

He's leading his team in triples.

But without a brave monkey—

His only superpower is getting wrinkles out of clothing using his bare hands.

"Who should we get to play Iron Fist?"
"There's this guy from England who's on Game of Thrones. He plays one of the talented fighters in the kingdom. I stopped getting HBO after the second season, but he's a really fascinating, fleshed-out character in the books. I think he sounds great."
"Right on. Do you know if he…

"Everyone is wrong but the character based on me. Especially his ex-girlfriend." -Aaron Sorkin (probably)

Mercenaries, by definition, work for money. I knew there was a reason I don't read comic books.

I don't think that's how castles lock.

No one was left inside to lock anything?

All you really need is twenty good men.

Didn't the jocks literally use homophobic slurs against him in the first episode?

Comma police, arrest this fish.

"Christ what an asshole" doesn't look right, though.

Ghoul-lipoli.

My second college roommate is married to Lucy Liu. That is, he's married to a woman named Lucy Liu. As far as I know, he's never met actor-director Lucy Liu.

It's also Hospital for ER.

Who the fuck is Tommy?