I wrote this for last night’s What’s On Tonight - I think there’s a lot of valuable info that isn’t nearly well known enough.

I’m surprised that no one has shown up yet to proclaim that Teen Titans Go! sucks and harangue you for watching that “trash.” And then proceed to wax poetic about the beautiful storytelling and emotional heights of Steven Universe. Steven Universe fans are the WORST. I despise everything about that show. Teen…

I also love Teen Titans GO! and think it’s pretty funny. My older two daughters got me into it, and Robin as an OCD lunatic is priceless. I’d also add an all time great episode is when they decide to become villains because villains get to have way, way more fun. “DICK GRAVESTONE” as Robin’s villain name is great.

If you haven’t watched it, Teen Titans Go! on Cartoon Network is remarkably funny. The way they ripped into soccer for being an utterly pointless “game” is a gut-buster. The “three ghosts of Black Friday” visiting Starfire is another killer ep.

That’s the face of a man excited to be standing in line for a donkey show.

Those liberal Hollywood types, if they would just make movies without so much sex, the mongrelazation of the races, degenerate lifestyles and language, my goodness dear me, the language! We need movies you can take the whole family to with moral values that promote clean Christian living by moral men of great…

This is probably going to be a longish comment, but I have feelings here:

Yeah, the only way I’m familiar with Joel Osteen is by way of complaints about him by right-wing Christians.
e.g.: http://babylonbee.com/news/joel-osteen-dives-off-stage-prevent-man-opening-bible/

You have to understand - this large building was not designed to shelter against adverse weather. It was designed to shelter against taxes.

I can’t reply directly to threads because Kinja is terrible, but to natureslayer and that thread I would point out that Fred Rogers was a legitimate minister. He happened to be one of those rare American Christians who understood true Christian values, and I say this as a non religious person. Mr Roger’s Neighborhood…

Of course mattress stores are doing more to assist people than Joel Olsteen is. Mattress stores actually sell something tangible and useful.

Here’s the flooding near me:

“We are prepared to shelter people once the cities and county shelters reach capacity.”

We don’t have to take our clothes off
To have a good time
Oh no
We could dance and party all night
And drink some cherry wine, oh

The Bible is pretty clear on loving your neighbor and not being a pious dickfor. It’s not God’s fault people don’t read.

No, the Bible isn’t to blame, it’s the people who confuse it with their own narrow view of society and politics. Don’t blame Christianity for this, blame the people who THINK they know what Christianity is actually about. I’m a Christian, proud of it. I have never trusted Joel Osteen and his bullshit. This proves I…

We have to pray first. It’s like filing an official request. Alien Jesus can’t do anything without the correct paperwork.

Pray for a blood clot.

Let’s be honest, a dog in an induced coma is more socially conscious than the entirety of the White House.

I saw Lifeforce in the cinema the day it opened, and remember being - underwhelmed. And as a straight gal, the naked woman wasn’t quite enough to redeem it.