Some of yall are too young to remember Balloon Boy and it shows.

She’s striking to look at, but that’s about it.

There’s nothing to understand. It’s just fake money. You can’t spend it & nobody wants it.

Maybe just ignore this story. It’s deeply undignified to consider this news.

A mystery wrapped in an enigma enclosed in a creamy outer layer of horseshit.

The thing is, Gal Gadot is not actually a very good actor. I understand that English isn’t her first language and she naturally took to the “fish out of water” stuff from the first Wonder Woman, but I think that’s the extent of her range.  Like every time she opened her mouth in “Death On the Nile” it became farcical.

Agree with this - I’m sure Ron White is quite happy with his bank account, but it’s a bit of a shame that he will be forever lumped together with the other three when he is head and shoulders above them talent-wise.

I’d go with Ron White, probably “Drunk in Public.” The other guys may have sold more albums, but they were pretty lame - Foxworthy got super lazy with his dumbass “you might be a redneck” drivel, Engvall was Foxworthy-lite, and Larry the Cable Guy sucked from day one. White is a legit funny storyteller who never…

I don’t care anymore.

That is an absolute lot of words to say “I think Brendan Frasier is hot”

Jesus fuck, don’t ever paste a tumblr link again. 

X-com?  Elon has a 15 percent chance to hit.  Misses!

After reading this review, I wonder if Josie and the Pussycats was too soon for this world because that had some great biting satire.

You have to turn your brain off during MI movies. Every time I try to follow their stupid plots, I give up when the 4th person takes their mask off. People talking in those movies serves no purpose other than to say “how do we get to the next stunt sequence”

Why would a director who focuses on the epic and grandiose tales make an exploitative film about some people who died 1 hour into their journey?

My brother in christ, the only reason I’ve even heard of this movie is because conservatives are filling their diapers about it

Rightoids pretending liberals (or anyone) give a single shit about this turkey

This movie is “succeeding” the same way that L Ron Hubbard books sells.

lol it’s not a success, the numbers are wayyyyyy juiced up by the “pay it forward” bullshit they’re begging folks to do at the end. tons of reports of nearly empty theaters, but y’all hate to see anything that contradicts your insane worldview

Conservatives believing literally any stupid shit.