I called her Laura

DAMN.

/minimizes deadspin

he really cocked back on that one

yeesh it took me an hour to get this

why

hmmm.. UO-lmost had this one

it's unacceptable if this does anything under 500 stars

What about immigration isis ebola the national debt race relations et al. ??

THAT SMARMY BASTARD

i see white and gold

it's 3:07 PM ET on February 25th and Dez Bryant caught that ball

are you nihilist Arby's?

*grammar

it's nice of you to axe though

I've heard a lot of necks snap in my day and that there folks is a dead cow

but without anything to wipe off the dog shit right at that moment I thought it could wait.

can't beleaf this isn't more poplar

that's good kinja

I don't want to ruin your poetry because I see where you're going but it's not like CTE is going to swoop down and save him from getting hit by a truck