i c wat u did thar

was the only reason that I clicked on this article

but he had a particular genius for aligning the prerogatives of quirky chuckers and hare-brained young cocks

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this is good Kinja

writers try to connect sports to life all the time and make things bigger than they are.. but by God I'll give every single one a pass that says that was the worst fucking thing ever

if you're running for POTUS in '16 you have my vote

might have to call a press conference on this one, your brand is taking a hit

I'm just commenting here so I don't get; find?

ME ANGRY

what the hell. a very tender +1

I didn't think that guy was jacking off until you mentioned it. I think that guy is jacking off.

missed the part where I asked for a lawsuit? all I said was that's disrespectful. friends or not, they're on national TV, shit gets taken out of context all the time. that's why we're here dropping hot takes.

Sorry for having nothing funny to say here (what else is new?)

putting in my request for "Some guys like old balls" on a ten minute loop

coooool!

wait, did I completely miss you hopping over to Deadspin?

+uno

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