The #1 cause of fuel pumps being slow is that I’m already late to wherever I’m heading.

That’s the current MSRP, you dingus.

“Know how to use Google” LMAO, that’s my article. I tested the 2021 Slingshot. A six-year-old one with a worse engine for only slightly less is a bad buy.

Buy a 2021 for $2500 more. 

https://jalopnik.com/the-2021-polaris-slingshot-is-more-of-a-throwback-sport-1845822072

not OK Cruz

Still better fit and finish than a Te....nevermind don’t need that fire this early in the week.

“What about pedestrians?"

Great engineering design, but it will be greatly changed before 2030, I’m sure. Also, as much as I love and want to see all these aero bits in action (I love the theory), I have to imagine that it will all be Formula’d out of regulation in pretty much any series.

Where do you live that carwashes close for the winter? I’m in Wisconsin and they’re all open. I try to get one every time I fill up with gas. 

By goose chase you mean clicking the Twitter link in the article that clearly shows them? 

Former defense attorney here too. The field sobriety tests are just as easy for the officers to screw up as well. I’ve had so-called FST Trainers on the stand admitting they screwed up the FSTs when we reviewed the video footage and the instructions in the NHTSA manual. There is a giant disclaimer at the end of each…

As a criminal defense attorney, allow me to state first and foremost that the vast majority of police officers are trained pathological liars and that if one of them tells you so much as the time or the color of the sky you should first mistrust and then verify.

Hey, buddy, some of us come here for Torch’s glue-sniffing.

Oddly enough this generation of the CozyCoupe had the worst crash test rating.

What now? I thought this was due to a shortage of potato based snacks for the line workers? 

Counterpoint...

Wife and two kids on Evergreen Terrace?
Ned Flanders circa 1989 - whenever Maude died.

Hydrogen is powerful stuff. When I was 15, I built a ‘rocket’ out of a gallon-sized plastic mayonnaise jug, a metal tube, and a shampoo cap ‘regulator’ and launched it with hydrogen generated from Al foil in concentrated HCl. The ensuing explosion caused me to lose my hearing for 40 minutes, and when I stopped…

Is David Tracy aware of this? It might explain a lot.

I expect farmers to disassemble their cows and hogs, preferably near a smoke pit, to keep them from traumatizing my car every day.

An editor from Jalopnik has never waxed his freaking car??? Does he need help figuring out why some cars have a third pedal on the floor?