Succeed in any other Olympic event with nothing more than hand-eye coordination and a bag of Cheetos, then argue about gaming being a sport - much less an Olympic level sport.

That innumerate clown and Llamas deserve each other.

$1.79/bottle for Dasani, $2.49/bottle for Smart Water.

Has she ever actually taken them up on the offers?

It’s “I have to move to the suburbs because the schools in the city are so bad” with the unspoken-but-implied part being “because they’re full of children of color.”

It’s not a different thing at all. Part of the purpose of warranties is to cover such errors.

A warranty is literally the statute of limitations on manufacturers repairing failures due to their fuckups.

Should be the other way around, given it’s Miami-Dade that got fucked.

It’s a league designed for rich assholes to own sports teams.

First the Ponzi scheme post last week, now this. Show us on the doll where MLS touched Deadspin.

You left out the best quote of the whole Bloomberg article, re: the Karma’s market niche as an 3rd or 4th car “just for driving”:

Passing on a double yellow is illegal literally everywhere in the US. Yellow road signs and yellow road lines are not the same things.

Alanis not understanding fractions or statistics is the whole basis of the article in the first place.

Take a statistics class. They’re surveying at least an order of magnitude more people than they really need to.

Yeah, my first thought was is this really that much different from countless inner city boxing gyms in the US? Shit, Avon dropped $15K cash to get one of them started up.

I’d much rather see people like Syd & Dom, who had to go through the immigration process, get US_NT caps over Germans who happened to have an American sperm donor and have no other connection to the US.

The pitch is so large, full hockey rules wouldn’t work. A hybrid of the two would be best:

That’s probably because they’re not actually sports radio guys.

His prior “terrorism arrest” is something that absolutely would be (and should be) protected speech in the US.

You realize that article actually calls out the fact he’s nowhere near the greatest fighter of all time, not even pound for pound, right?