Too bad the rule against making a mockery of the game doesn’t apply to umpires.

*racking

If ever this place needed downvotes, it’s this miserable hot take.

If Boston wants to suggest their city for autonomous driving

Also, we’re already testing autonomous cars here.

If Cena were to run, there’s no way he’d be running as a Democrat.

Dallas and Houston’s population densities are barely enough to still consider them cities when compared to the likes of NYC and LA (and Chicago, DC, Boston, Baltimore, SF, Seattle, etc. etc.).

I am far more upset to read, based on the tax return above, that more than half of all that money went to salaries and compensation. WTF?! Really? This is wrong.

The math could work out either way.

Who the hell ever thought making juice that complicated was a good idea at any price? The machine could be free and it’s still ludicrous.

Doesn’t matter. HGH doesn’t help athletic performance anyway.

Sorry, but pretty much everything you’ve said here is wrong.

No, his parents weren’t here illegally. He’s had his green card since he turned 18. He’s not eligible for citizenship until he’s 23. That’s US immigration law.

But the rule doesn’t take into account players who move with their parents to another country and naturalize as children.

Not so much the Cardinals, but Cardinals fans.

Or, you know, barely 5%.

There’s at least one Fiero in the video.

No, that’s absolutely how engineers approach things.

“What really initiated it is sitting in the dugout in the 15th inning and realizing everybody is going to the plate trying to hit a home run and everyone is trying to end the game themselves.”

Subtle.