Honestly, you’d think just in terms of odds, they almost have to be less racist than here, at this point?

It’s unclear what this has to do with a youth campaign of protests, but please don’t explain it anymore.

I think you can probably expect an invitation to be interviewed on Fox Business in the next couple hours.

Brutal comeback, bro.

I’m sure your lukewarm approval will be appreciated by an international movement of kids for a habitable planet. Neat. Again, though, your insistence that non-voting minors without jobs “do something” is absolutely bizarre. Like, would you feel better if they all took their milk money and funded research into fusion…

I guess my desire not to have to manage 7 new things to see what’s by most accounts a mediocre Star Trek show to help CBS monetize their existing IP by copying someone else’s innovation.

If we were on the phone, I’d wonder why some goon was trying to change the subject to Ray Lewis, and then pretending like he wasn’t the one who made the foolish comparison to begin with, and followed it up by speculating that maybe anyone who disagrees with him is secretly a robot. I’d probably want to check to see if…

Oh, my guy, nobody gives a care about that. It’s your really, really inapt and dumb comparison of a would-be authoritarian’s ex-propaganda chief to a freshman House rep with a zero body count. It’s mostly that and the really ridiculous mouthing of that new, exciting shibboleth that has earned you contempt and disdain.…

That vote last week was absolutely enabled by deception. 

Honestly, same. I’d love to watch more Star Trek. But I’m really unclear on why I’d pay $80 a month for 7 different streaming services. Also, if they’re wondering why they can’t get any advertisers on their broadcast stuff, it might be that all their good or interesting content is on streaming services.

You know, on the one hand, those movies really are cheesy and goofy. On the other hand, someone is putting millions and millions of dollars into a half-dozen Avatar sequels, despite the fact that the original movie was mediocre-at-best in every aspect except the visual effects. Danny Trejo has a point, and also seems…

Today’s hottest take goes to: This Guy! Tell him what they’ve won!

Stephen Miller sits up at night being angry that brown people exist and trying to think of ways to hurt people. I can’t think that’s not shaving time off his life, however insufficient that will be in the end.

I know it’s not great, but there’s a part of me that hopes he fucks up his ankle and it costs all his pay from this to get it almost fixed, and he’s left with a slightly achey ankle and memories of wearing that stupid goddamn shirt and how Karamo Brown pretended to be his friend for a couple weeks.

What, uh, should these kids ages 13 to 17 be doing beyond taking direct action? They have little money, they can’t vote, they’re not even fully in control of their own time.

You did a poor job with this trolling in general. But your line where you held up “What are you, afraid of dying” was the moment where you got whatever the opposite of *chef’s kiss* is, because that’s too goddamn stupid for words.

Murderbot is my current “fictional character with whom I identify surprisingly closely.” Not because of any of the action stuff, or anything. Purely that they just . . . I mean, they’ll do stuff if they have to. If they have to. Murderbot is every Friday night when you’re exhausted and feeling socially worn out and…

I didn’t even think to check for an audiobook series. How’s the voice work on it???

Did Duncan Hunter not go to prison or have to flee to somewhere yet? I can’t believe that guy still gets to vote or drive or file taxes in this country.

I fully expect to see all those states’ rights guys out there, protesting this denial of justice by the forces of federal gubmint. /s