“We all have horrific tummyaches down here.”

What the hell is that last thing??

If you also add “Alabama white sauce,” and replace the sauerkraut with more mayo-ey coleslaw, then you have replaced good with evil. It’s like replacing Mr. Rogers with John Wayne Gacy.

Oh my god, are you serious? That is so blatantly the worst idea in the whole world. That should be obvious to anyone who’s not a 19-year-old white college kid who just started smoking weed and is thinking about either computer science or philosophy, or that kid’s parents.

“The old adage that ‘signs don’t vote’ is true. But because the left has developed a strategy of bullying and intimidation, we live in a time when people are afraid to publicly acknowledge they support President Trump,” the report says. “Yard signs can be a useful tool in building support by showing folks that it’s…

Articles I’ve read indicate that eventually (on a “billions of years” timescale), we’re looking at the absorption of substantially all carbon gases into rock? Thanks, calcium carbonate!

Oh my GOD, Klyden. That guy is a wet fart on a long elevator ride. His list of attempted crimes is getting ridiculous, and he’s genuinely just a dick.

Never seen Discovery, but The Orville is a darn decent modernization of some of the themes of TNG, but it doesn’t take itself terribly seriously. It leans a little heavily on 20th century pop culture, to me, so I feel like it’s going to sound dated in a few years. But it’s definitely solid, and it’s gotten better over…

I didn’t realize I’d been called a “soyboy” by the living embodiment of Dave Chapelle’s white-people voice.

I wouldn’t believe Charlie Kirk about the weather unless we were standing outside. And even then, I’d wonder why he kept whispering the word “genocide” to explain why there weren’t any cumulus clouds around at the moment.

You gotta keep it on the DL, otherwise it really screws up that victim narrative this group of largely upper-middle-class and above white college students are trying to cultivate.

It means you should watch out for a live-action/CGI Street Sharks.

And they weren’t shot full of massive spear holes in the neck and chest at the time.

Jon Snow = Buster Bluth confirmed. Tragically, Father-Uncle has been dead for some time.

Given that those things hit hard enough to hole a ship through and through, I’m convinced that Cersei’s pet maester has perfected a mass driver, and just put the arms on the things so people wouldn’t ask if the humming noise was something to be worried about.

Or a guy who was in a supply train that featured several earlier prototypes of that design, and knows how they work.

Those guys always think they’re the elect, for some reason. They never seem to grasp that if it came down to it, he’s an expendable resource to the people he supports.

I always think “Bargain-basement, racist Ted Moseby,” but I see where you’re getting that.

Not to mention his own staff, in all likelihood.

I don’t know that I buy that, as much as I’d interpret it as Thor having thought for a long time that he thought Cap might be able to do it. I remember the real sudden sitting-up in Ultron when it budged, but I don’t think anyone was holding back. Years of growth and being humbled made him worthy (the same way being…