Following the GOP playbook, “the real idiocy is the pointing out of the idiocy”. 

He was throwing rocks at a kid’s playpen when he was a teenager. He’s always loved seeing people he perceives as weaker than him suffer. His imbecilic followers view this weakness as strength.

Once Mexico finally ponies up, I’ll be America’s ‘Wall Stud’.

“Mr. Trump loved it”

The thing is, I’m sure there will be a document dump in 30 or 40 years that surprises us all with “No, he really insisted on using the GSA to take detailed photos of his wiener with special, custom-made lenses to make it look larger.  He stole funds from childhood disease research to pay for it.” There is nothing this…

Fox News spent 8 years saying Obama could do whatever he wanted and no one could stop him. Big Donny Two Scoops wants his turn. 

He's a cruel piece of shit. Every evil he's visited upon these people should be visited upon him tenfold. 

That landscape is so lovely, the current fence doesn’t look great but it’s not nearly the eyesore he wants it to be. He’s one of those weird assholes who seems to hate natural beauty in every way and cant see a sunset without thinking how much better it would look with a few buildings in the way. 

He couldn’t even get dogs, or bees, or dogs with bees in their mouths so when they bark they shoot bees at you. 

Trump was apparently “happiest” with Nielsen when U.S. border agents fired tear gas into Mexico as people tried to cross the border. “Mr. Trump loved it,” the Times reported.

I know. It reminds me of the Joker’s henchmen — if you know the Joker is just as likely to kill you as one of his victims, why did you join his gang? Was King Tut not hiring? 

Lovely.

Fat guy = swayback. Shoe lifts to salve wounded vanity at not being tallest = weird center of gravity. Lack of anyone he’d listen to saying “dude, you’re not fooling anyone”= his entire world.

This is a dipshit take.

The only reason I’m not more of an alarmist about this is because Trump’s most fervent supporters are also establishment sycophants that prefer to do their “winning” from the comfort of their La-Z-Boys with Fox News warbling in the background. This isn’t to say that there aren’t any Trump supporters that would answer…

If Trump is a poor person’s idea of a rich person, Giuliani is a guilty con man’s idea of effective counsel.

I don’t think he did but, apparently, the DOJ has very recently been tasked to look into Hillary...again.

Stephanopoulos: “You’ve been making your point.”

David. Gotta say, this is probably gonna be one of the better Sundays for you on the job. Can’t wait until Trump ends his day with a Rosh Hashanah tweet that somehow is all about him, and collusion from the Democrats. 

The snake that ate its tail, and then vomited up its own butt.