“Oh look, here is a mine field. Perhaps I should tread very carefully! ...Nah, I’ll just belly-flop on the first mound of freshly-turned earth I come across.”

I notice Chuckles keeps saying a lot of people think the camps are horrible, but never takes a personal stance—aside from whining about the only n-word that offends Nazis. I’m sure there’s a perfectly normal reason for this.

Buf ith lookth tho cool!

And there it is, the boilerplate “I TROLL UUUUU” response thuds always resort to once they’re finished crying over their roasted rumps.

“Hi! I’m Lucas! ...WHAAAARRRRRRGGGGURURUGGGH!!”

(head blossoms)

Fleegle: “You know you’ve hit rock bottom when you have a comic-book crossover with fucking Suicide Squad.”

Maybe he jusf learnf shum ninja trickf!!

At my graduation (in mid-central Flaw’duh, three decades ago), the salutatorian and an honorary speaker gave their speeches to a dead mike. When the valedictorian stepped up to give hers, they stopped her and made a huge show of plugging in and switching on the microphone. The salutatorian’s speech was critical of the…

“George, wouldn’t you like to have more mon—”

It also sets up a certain nemesis in the best bat-style (that is, not-Zack-style).

But we have to kill them before they kill us! They hate us for our freedom!!

2019: “Oh my god how horrible! Heh heh heh heh heh!”

(David Cronenberg slowly emerges from shadows in corner of room)

Hirata also played the human-trafficking terrorist “Captain Ryuui” in Ebirah, Horror of the Deep AKA Godzilla vs the Sea Monster, once again sporting an eyepatch. Which made him look like Serizawa’s evil twin.

No, no, no, we have it on good authority (the best!) that he’s 178lbs.

There’s only so many excuses to smear tons of guts all over the comic page, so repetition was inevitable.

I’d settle for forcing him to swallow an entire tubeful of the nastiest toothpaste out there, maybe Arm & Hammer PeroxiCare.