Maybe BBC will go for a live-action/CGI version of The Animals of Farthing Wood.

Best part: Within a century the survivors would probably shore the numbers right back up to pre-snap levels.

Amazon has a breakdown of all DVD/BD regions and zones. According to that, this set should work in UK players.

It’s something a normal person doesn’t say about visiting people in mourning.

Supergirl: How closely can we ape Captain Marvel’s suit and get away with it?

Careful now, some of the fanboys practically explode when you bring up stuff like that (despite the manga and show crawling with it).

John Carpenter is a character in the old manga Space Family Carl Vinson, portrayed by a Thing-sytle parasite living inside a terrier that resembles the director; he runs a movie theater. When he sneezes, or is startled or otherwise agitated, he explodes into a bunch of horrifying tendrils and appendages and has to…

Meanwhile, the alt-right’s got Bitchute.

(And of course I meant the Ghost of Christmas Present, not Future.)

When it comes to Ghosts of Christmas Future, this guy rules...but no, maybe not hang out, because his tenants are frankly disturbing AF.

Good thing David doesn’t have to deal with this much longer at that point. Suppose his condition went on for a few more weeks?

Now with less bread and more circus!

Now with less bread and more circus!

Haven’t watched yet—I’m about to—but Halloween is one of those movies that only works if, for whatever reason, it’s the first of its kind you see. It’s been ripped off and poorly imitated so often for so long. I remember how my fam didn’t watch Jaws until it aired on network television, long after its imitators. They…

Aw dang man, are you laid low by the reverse-racism matriarchy? I weep for you. Weeeeeeeep.

Damn, that T-shirt makes a perfect target, doesn’t it.

Better question: Why do people even watch trailers anymore? Is exposing oneself to spoilers so they can complain about them now a vital part of the process?

Constant rebooting gave writers the ability to throw shit at the wall and see what stuck. Then anything that didn’t work out just got raped to death and cannibalized in the midseries slaughter of the next “event.”

That’s why we need to start throwin’ hands. If there’s no winning, at least we can go down swinging.