Meanwhile the only way to get the all seasons on Blu-Ray is via Australia (Region B).

There’s proof in that there pudding.

A bill changer at the train station gave me two-thirds of a five-dollar bill, so I took it to the bank. They replaced it, but the clerk gave me a pissy look that would have been almost worth the five bucks. Service!

Thanks to asshole visitors who make a habit of cruelly leaving their dogs behind when the summer ends—who does that?—

“Oh my god...what would the congregation say about ME if they found out??? You must never say another word about this!!”

What’s a Sarah Pa—ohhhhhh, right, I remember now. Hosts the occasional streetwide riot in front of her meth lab, right? Has the daughter who specializes in lectures about abstinence pregnancies? Talks about instilling values between family bail hearings?

Other good examples: Zemo being something a bit more than a raving megalomaniac constantly clawing at the air and baying because he can’t get his bright purple hood unglued from his face; the Mandarin not being a jaundiced Fu Manchu-style stereotype with a less-efficient Green Lantern thing going on.

Better go with Matilda (1978). Talk about nightmarish...

The really funny part is that Garrison is indignant because the cartoon Ron-Ron posted isn’t his; a “troll” ‘shopped his name onto it. LIKE THE CRAP HE ACTUALLY DOES IS SOMEHOW BETTER

Sheesh! Somehow Killer Moth managed to be an even more desperate Batman imitator than Golden Age Green Arrow.

Hope it doesn’t immediately get turned into a tourist spot/industrial waste dump.

ACTUALLY

I quit reading Bloch’s Psycho II during the flashback to the Tijuana donkey show and just skipped to the ending, and then threw it away in disgust. With its ridiculously elaborate setup, preposterous “twist” ending and nothing whatsoever of value in between, it’s basically an overrated novelization of the most…

Who even has a cape anymore? Superman. Captain Marvel Shazam (ugh). Batman uses his as a tool, as do all the Bat-Fam who have them. (When Dick Grayson took over briefly, he pointed out that the batcape is like “wearing a circus tent.”) Over at Marvel, the android who can control his density, the guy who uses his to…

Saying Donald Trump is a “shitty father” is like calling Darth Vader “bad with kids.” He’s a criminal monster. Don’t help normalize him by playing him off as Homer Simpson.

Idiots.

You would think that would be common sense but it’s ridiculous how often “snuggling pointy bits” occur in superhero costumes. The worst sin in my mind are large, pointy (usually star-shaped) earrings that are just waiting for an opportunity to enter the wearer’s eye during a skirmish.

“Empty” mayo and ranch dressing bottles stand overnight half-filled with water and a dab of detergent, well shaken, to help ensure my drains don’t get clogged. Yay or nay?

My Dobie goes in the laundry with the hot-wash whites and bleach. But I only do a huge load once a month so in the meantime I do the following: (1) every couple days, nuke the sponge; (2) twice a week, ALSO pop the sponge in a clean old Skippy jar with water and detergent and make a mini-washing machine/shake weight;…