Won’t eat a salad or (heaven forfend) tofu but they’ll eat (or “juice”) a raw onion because of some unsubstantiated nonsense they read at Idiot Central. That’s fine. Who wants these bubbleheaded dumbfucks to live?

Meh...keep on crying.

Robin Hood: Robin’s trying too hard. Just use a batsignal, dude.

YouTube regularly waves videos crying about “SWJ”s in my face despite the fact that I’ll dismiss such videos and block the uploader right out of the gate, whether they’re sincere alt-right morons or just trying to be edgy edgy edgelords.

I understand they seal each sandwich away in a dark room until it’s ready to eat itself.

Need to create a subcategory: smug shots.

I kept wondering why Melissa McCarthy didn’t ask Whoopi Goldberg how co-starring with muppets in a cop-buddy movie worked out for her career. This looks like they pushed Who Framed Roger Rabbit in a blender with Let My Puppets Come.

Or, you know, they need some characters to be horribly tortured and dispatched in the middle of one of their “events.”

You gotta respect the flag—you know, like Donald does.

Patriotism Police will be sent onto the field to “restore order.” Stop resisting! Stop resisting!

Waaaay back during happier times, I found myself sitting on the bus across from some giant oily man-slug wearing a T-shirt with a particularly obscene suggestion for murdering President Barack Obama. He was clearly proud of his Incredibly Edgy Culture Warrior self. He grinned at me and I rolled my eyes. And then I sat…

The previous set was surprisingly good.

YOU HERE ME?

This is more like the Booster from Justice League Action, most of whose episodes are unwatchable to me.

It’d be so awesome if she surprised us in 4vengers.

All I can remember from my similar trip was everyone giggling at Romeo’s groin in the final scene.

One thing I’ve learned about Feige is this: never presume to know what he’s going to pull. I was dead certain IW was going to knock off Cap and Tony and Thor, leaving everyone else to pick up the pieces (or replace them).

I really don’t know, after Geostorm I really came to the realization that I’m not the kind of guy who should ever work at studios anywhere ever again