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And yet he somehow escaped nomination for this:

Annie being absorbed into Clayface while Robin watches in complete helplessness has remained burned into my brain, and I haven’t watched that episode since it first aired. I don’t think I could watch it again.

You know what Mexico does to illegal immigrants? They imprison them and give them a year of hard labor.

Switches from “ugggghhh, repetitive” to a crazy person’s list of picked nits; wrongly believes I have any interest whatsoever in wasting an entire night debating a movie with the real-life version of The Simpsons’ Comic Book Guy.

Right-wing pinheads who think Duck Dynasty was too cerebral are busy trying to legibly write out the announcement of their intent to boycott Broadway; psuedo-progressive pinheads who spent the past year and a half telling everyone to “shake up the system” by voting third-party, writing in Bernie or just staying home

Seems like you have my role already written out in your little script. The amount of detail is rather impressive until one realizes you probably just rubber-stamp it onto most people.

Yeah, he’s not actually worth billions. (If he wishes to challenge this, he’s free to release his tax returns.) And he’s only P(E)OTUS because of a combination of things ranging from left-wing complacency to progressive AND teabagger self-destructiveness to the utter failure of the Electoral College to do its job

Wasn’t Joker briefly an Iranian ambassador?

The character’s gotten an extraordinary amount of time on Justice League Action (which I can’t seem to stop hate-watching) and now I see why.

Describing stalking and harrassment as “harmlessly satiriz(ing),“ that’s “clever,” especially in light of your name.

Yes, yes, Christ, we know the drill. Look everybody, Superior-on-the-Internet Man is not satisfied with some popular thing. If it’s too different, it’s weird; if it isn’t different enough, it’s boring; if anyone likes it, they’re stupid; if anyone defends it, they’re butthurt. All shall bow before

1. Loser asshole makes stupid sexist joke

Thank God we didn’t let Hillary win though, amirite?

Uh oh, I think Beer-chan might finally have some competition for my favor.

Call a doctor if you have symptoms like ear pain, hearing loss or stuffy-headedness that might not be from earwax.

Thanks to him, we now have a Trump in the White House

Another problem with recurring villains is the need to up the ante. Once Joker, for example, has committed enough atrocities, even Mother Teresa would ask why they don’t just kill the fucker.

Don’t forget when they reduced him to a pre-credits joke in For Your Eyes Only.

The only real, lasting impression Geoff Johns’ JSA left on me was Teth-Adam’s determination to become the world’s greatest hero rather than one of its villains. ...Then, of course, he wound up killing a third of the planet’s population with his bare hands, punched a girl’s heart out, and did a little cannibalism.

How does the saying go? Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.