And George W. Bush has degrees from Yale and Harvard Business School. He must be a fuckin’ genius.

“Ah’m’a need a gun t’ pertekt mah kids until Ah decide it’s time t’ send ‘em t’ Jesus. That bitch whore wife, too. They’s MY prop’ty!”

BECAUSE THEY WOULDN’T GET OFF THE TRAAAAAAACK

So...they took a severely-injured engine and gave it human parts?

Hah! Missed that one.

This isn’t the first time they’ve spelled it that way. I think it’s an in-joke.

On the page linked in the article, where one juxtaposition is worth a thousand words, spot the Presidential material.

There was a sad, sad time when that sort of shit was considered charming.

It certainly would explain why, when people talk too loudly about bad convictions putting innocent people on Death Row for decades, their “solution” always seems to be to speed up executions and eliminate appeals. (“They’re probably guilty of something blah blah blah fart fart”)

Google does what most drivers can’t seem to do.

Oh, damn, looky wat I found!

The chances of anything coming from Mars are a million to one...but still, they come!!

I presume there’s one of Xen using his tongue to get something off a high shelf.

NOTE TO AUTHORITIES: NOT A BOMB.

Seriously. The voice bubble right next to the face even designates his color, FFS.

Obligatory. Also, while I know it will never happen, I want a remake of Stephen King’s It featuring Ronald as Pennywise.

While we’re pointing out inaccuracies, the bathtub “kill” in A Nightmare on Elm Street isn’t a “kill” at all, just a close call.

Who do we sue for ripping audiences off with Escape From L.A.?

Unf. Now I wanna see a Mystery Skulls: Ghost version.