It doesn’t help that Chucky instantly switches between five and one hundred and eighty pounds depending on the needs of the script. MST3K classic Devil Doll gives a much more accurate portrayal of a grown-man-vs.-doll fight; brief tussle, doll hucked across room. Chucky’s lucky his victims are so astoundingly dense…

“Meesa watch you shower!!”

CHILDHOOD!!!1!

Oh, cool. That means (hopefully) the wielder has suddenly gained the power to keep her clothes on and strike poses that do something besides show off T&A!* Daaaaamn, it’s almost like we’re livin’ in the 21st Century or something!

Fiorinamental!mentum!

They’re still doing this? THIS? The Shazamoodie?

Fillings made from 100% artisanal recycled dreamcatchers.

Definitely preferrable to the “Goodness! Ultron’s destroying the city and I can’t decide what to wear and my nails aren’t dry!” approach.

The Great Lakes Avengers: Age of Asbestos Man

Magnificent, you bastard.

You should follow up with the Rifftrax version of the second serial.

Radical idea here: Stop paying money to watch dogshit and maybe Hollywood will stop making dogshit.

Sorry, they’re tied up trying to convince us that Killer Vampire Batman, Big Barda Woman, and Superfacialhair are somehow “edgy.”

In truth, it was a <i>doujinshi</i> rather than a “book” manga, and wasn’t translated. If you’re still interested, it was “TALES II” by Shinda Mane. You might be able to find information about it online, but beware, as doujinshi are often (but not always) porn. Mane does both types. The Cinderella story wasn’t porny,…

Not to mention there’s no way fabric works like that without adhesive...or a sewn-in butt plug.

HAH! I have that atrocity. (I even researched the long-dead computer school it’s shilling for.) Jay Disbrow was a massively overrated hack who did a wonderful job of drawing his wooden posing model without ever once considering that actual human anatomy might work slightly differently. Jesus Christ, look at that…

I’ve read a Japanese manga parody that ends with Cinderella and her beloved Prince riding off in a carriage, completely unaware that a violent peasant uprising is laying in wait just down the road.

BOOP

Man, these stories make me wish I could control lightning.

I’m still wondering if Takashi (Yatterman) Miike’s Kami-sama no Iu Toori (As The Gods Will) is ever going to get over here. Or the live-action Parasyte, which I’ve had high hopes for ever since the manga first ran in Japan. Or fuck, even Symbol. I don’t follow the manga/anime networks like I used to, are these things…