Perry’s grinding rocks in his rectum because, like Jonah J., the most sensational (non-)story ever was sitting right under his nose and he wasn’t able to sniff it out and exploit it for his own ends. You might notice that version of events is all about Perry, and Superman’s personal needs don’t enter into it at all.

A friendly reminder...to the shithead who steals games then uses his sixty-dollar-a-month Internet hookup to scream that he’s entitled to do so because he “ain’t got no job” and whine that the next game isn’t coming out fast enough to please him.

I remember when Geoff Johns transformed Teth-Adam from supervillain to super anti-hero and everyone freaking loved it. There was even a lengthy essay describing why this should’ve been a “permanent” change, one of the few changes in the DCU that worked. Then, of course, either Johns or Dildo Dan said “Nah,…

Ginger is so damn cute.

Can’t be as hilarious as Rock-Bottom Ditko.

The Albert Whitlock matte paintings are exquisite (if overly color-corrected until they’re almost neon), but the rest of the effects in Earthquake are shit, and it’s impossible to pick the worst one of the lot. There’s the infamous “warped mirror” effect, the infamous animated blood-splatter, the crappy sub-Gamera-leve…

I quit reading Dilbert cold turkey when Scott Adams started blogging under the strip about how “outragists” (his variant on “political correctness liberal fascism blah blah blah”) were picking on poor little Donald Trump. (This was long before Trumpy’s recent flareups; I haven’t been back to see what Adams thinks…

Quite agree, except for Bird; he’s already done his best FF movie.

(WARNING: very tired meme incoming)

She’s practically the main recurring character of the MCU. Remember how we didn’t realize how everywhere Coulson was until he got run through, then recognized him as the hub of Stage One? I was afraid Black Widow was the one destined to get Ultronized in Age because everybody was so connected to her.

As I recall it (and I really do need to watch it again soon), as the Telepod disintegrates the body/bodies, all data is read then reassembled according to its program. From all appearances the equipment is sharp enough to discern Brundle and the fly as two distinctly separate bodies but the program isn’t set up to…

Traps and weapons sprung out of nowhere are fine—so long as they are at the very least intended to accomplish something, even if only distraction, and the cellophane “S” doesn’t even do that. Family Guy got it right: it is a minor inconvenience, so yeah, take that, evildoer.

Yup. Here’s another adorable baby, and you can really see his claws.

Ha ha, that’s so awesome.

They have terrible eyesight, apparently. If you keep still and quiet, they usually won’t notice you. I had one saunter right past me on the well-lit sidewalk in front of San Francisco’s Ghiradelli Square one night, and on my way home from work there’s an adorable family of ‘em that I’ll sometimes see raiding the bowls…

Also too Inhofe has a snowball!!!

Li’l Bruce is Best MGM Lion.

It kills me that, by phonetic necessity, Thor’s name in Japanese is “Sou.” (Japanese has no closer equivalent to “th” or word-ending “r.”) If it were up to me, it’d be “Foaa” or “Soua.”