There's a source for these. There are more of them. THERE HAS TO BE

Whoops, nevermind. Dig a li'l deeper through Amazon's search results and there's a semi-reasonably priced DVD-on-demand. And of course Amazon Video has it as well.

For all the weird affection fans have for Wanda and Vision's marriage, I'm pretty sure it's very low on the MCU's list of Stuff We Want To Cover.

That's great, because the out-of-print DVD runs into the hundreds on Amazon Marketplace.

DEM LIPS

Batman secretly wishes he could burn Gotham and everyone in it to the ground.

Lug and friends just regurgitate whatever fits their prejudices because THINK BAD THINK MAKE HEAD HOT.

The papers only talked about pure sugar

The papers only talked about pure sugar

"Grover, where have you been? Yoda was just here!" "Ohhh! Too bad! Grover had to go do...a thing."

Yoda's expression is priceless.

Here's one. Google will trot out many more results, but they're mostly pro-low-carb sites, with amateurish website layouts, so pffffft they can't possibly be right even though they all cite the same studies.

Low-carb diets do not boost immunity (and may enrage vegans), but they are a perfectly legit alternative to the daily carb-overdose of the typical modern diet, which is found to reduce immunity. This quack is getting it backwards (because he's a quack) but that has no bearing on the diets themselves.

if he was saying shit like this, he'd still belong in a fucking circus, or a jail cell, or an inpatient mental health facility

Oh, absolutely. It's like reading Barbarella: The Moon Child when a character mentions that the French took their proper place as the arbiters of culture throughout the universe. HOLY BWHAAAAAA

Don't get me wrong, I love this movie, but the time-travel aspect is so screwed-up as to disqualify it. Miki's parents died in one of Godzilla's rampages (presumably 1985), yet when Big G's history/existence is erased* she doesn't seem interested in checking up on them. It is (clumsily) suggested that King Ghidorah…

It's been years since I've been back to Japan, but on long drives on winter days in Aomori I would pull over at my favorite machine and warm up with a nice burn-your-fingers-hot can of curry soup. If that was out, I'd have a can of "corn pottage." In summer, I wished Japan had uniquely-Japanese colas to experience,…

And to bring it back to tragedy in vidjagames, this crude Pictures For Sad Children entry:

Daaaaaammit. Just to cheer us up, I present: The Saddest Thing.

Rather than click the link, just look up "Pamela Geller." You will quickly learn more about her than you ever wanted.