This caused the monster's heart to turn into a young boy who lived in the radioactive ruins, until he's found in the '60s, given protein, and turns into a giant, brutish monster, which is pretty lucky because another giant monster named Barugon pops up at about the same time, and Frankenstein (that's what the movie…

Well, as long as you don't run around every single conversation yelling about how you didn't like it, trying to ruin everyone else's good time, it's all goo—oh.

Phil Lord and Chris Miller's last evil supervillain was likewise a CEO—but also a West Coast pseudoliberal hipster based on Steve Jobs. Ain't remember no rightwing pundits gettin' they asses all bunched up over Cloudy 2. But yeah, over at FOXNoise everything outside of Murdoch's Empire is a conspiracy against…

Escaped to the wild but still comes back to play with an old friend:

Yessir, just got the box set from Shout! Factory the other day, gettin' my nostalgia on. Although I appreciate the uniqueness and philosophy behind it, this is the only time Klasky/Csupo's hideous style worked for me.

Hah. Try "keloid" sometime.

Robert Zimmerman, FOXNews' official Angry-Brother-of-Murderer Correspondent: "What!? Listen, I still get paid, right? I better still get paid, motherf***er, or I'll ruin your life!! (throws phone out of window) That son of a—hey, does that guy still make 'Bumfights'? Get him on the phone!"

Again: No one called you racist. No one said they thought you were racist. You might want to stop going there.

Because such people can't be racist. Just look at that crazy white supremacist who abandoned his ignorant ways after learning he was "non-pure."

Also, they need to make it "dark" and emo, like the Boom! Studios comic.

Jesus Christ, how horrifying.

In Furious Defense of Racism By People Long Dead, by atre1des.

My favorite part is Sony's shameless attempt to make the serial's DVD look as much like Batman Begins as possible, from the color scheme to the almost-silhouetted figures. You expect that sort of crap from TheAsylum or the makers of Ratatoing, not Sony.

Clowns like you are why sometimes I wish they'd bring back the draft.

"Chunk Beefsteak!" "Blast Hardpec!" "Smoke Manmuscle!" "Burnt Rumproast!"

That's the big Falcon fail (and the Vulture, for that matter):

For the lulz, this. The Mars mission using Apollo moonshot technology is hilarious, but the moment the astronauts realize they've become expendable is still pretty scary (and I still get weepy at the end, in large part thanks to Jerry Goldsmith).

I wrote a big rant elsewhere here, but no. Typical SyFy garbage and modern made-for-TV disaster movies aren't even trying hard. The recent Piranha reboot and its sequel are like mean kids trying to show you how edgy they think they are. For a bad movie to be truly good, the director has to believe he's making…

I've seen too many films try to be bad for humor's sake, and most fail miserably. Sure, there was Airplane!, or The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra, which were briefly hilarious, but their follow-ups and other spoofs are decidedly less funny.

Funny—I love Robin Williams in this. It's just about the only thing I can stomach him in.