Russell Mulcahy's The Shadow couldn't decide if it wanted to be serious and faithful or campy and goofy. It's just good enough to make me hate it with a foaming-at-the-mouth passion (PENELOPE ANN MILLER AS A PSYCHIC MARGO LANE, YOU F***WITS??!??2 BLARRRRRR), but at least yet another crappy movie gave us yet another…

I'm sorry, this is nothing compared to PPGStyle, CN's attempt to make PPG Baby Bratz complete with bright red lipstick.

I was think of writing up a list of great (or at least fun) webcomics that took a dirt nap before finishing or wrapped up abruptly (Return to Sender, Dawn of Time, Awesome Gamerz, Nobody Scores!), but Achewood suddenly dragged itself out of the grave (it's still not healthy) and stole my punchline.

I loved EC, but got quickly fed up with the HEY ERRYBUDDY STOP ERRYTHING & GO READ DIS SPINOFF NAO nonsense and had to drop it.

I believe Reed Richards holds the MU record for spouse abuse, both physical and psychological; it's just that Hank Pym is the driest, boringest white toast Marvel's got and resists every baloney move to make people like him—it just makes people look for reasons to hate him more. The fact that Scott Lang and Eric…

I might be taking my life in my hands to post this, but her skepticism of Data's humanity was perfectly reasonable and she made a fine foil for the android. But she replaced Wesley's Mum so everyone hated her.

2014: "You can't say we didn't warn you, Europe! Ha ha ha!"

The Dark Knight Shrugs iz teh bestest aderptation of Ayn Rand evar, poot poot.

Before we all get too bent out of shape

OH MY DEAR FREAKING GOD.

Not truly relevant to your question, but since we're talking SodaStream...

Besides, if they put half as much lead into the junk they give their own children as they put in the shit they export, half the country should be incapable of controlling its muscle spasms by 2020.

Bear in mind that not all lip balms are equal. Chap-Stick is le meh. Carmex is cheap and okay for when you're dashing out the door on the way to work and it's cold out, but useless if you have chronic lip damage. I finally spent the extra couple of pennies on Burt's Bees (Rejuvenating) and the difference was amazing.…

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...pixels, and having seen a few shops in my time...

The Dark Nips. RISE.

Disappointment: No Jet Jaguar, the Jokerbot that "programmed itself to grow somehow."

Don't forget virtual. It feels lonely whenever someone waxes historical about cyber.

You'll be happy to know that Falsie ("Don't call me that!") returns in the "Batman '66" comic, along with both the biggies (Frank Gorshin's Riddler, Cesar Romero's Joker complete with mustache, Burgess Meredith's Penguin, and both Julie Newmar AND Eartha Kitt as Catwoman) and many of the z-listers (Egghead, Bookworm,…