Non-apology (some thinly-veiled version of "sorry-not-sorry if any of you vajayjays were injured by my turgid throbbing manly truthfulness, unf! unf! unf!") followed by a stint as a pundit bawling incessantly about the "liberal" media and its "war of political correctness" against "real" men.

Climate change denial, anti-vaccine hysteria, fluoride terror et al is not healthy debate.

THESE COLORS DO RUN

Oh, she remembers.

This, bloody this.

Rob, proofread and correct this mess. The worst stuff:

It's good that you focus your disgust on things that matter.

Despite how awesome Katy Perry made it sound, I wouldn't recommend getting shitfaced to the point of passing out to anyone, of any gender, in any situation, but particularly in any environment involving strangers.

TL;DR;TBHIMCRB&FC (Too Long; Didn't Read; Too Busy Hiding In My Cellar Rocking Back & Forth Crying)

It's a Rings referenece.

*Mordor

"This must be discussed privately. Let us step out into the open air and use our stage voices, so that all Modor itself can hear us shit-talk the sanity of the Dwarves' leader. Wait, is that Thorin himself standing yonder in plain sight? Ah, no matter."

"Hey, I ain't choosy, Meatbag. Hell, I'll even drink whatever dog urine you like if I ain't got anything else!"

BECAUSE HULK AM TIRED OF TIRED TALKING-LIKE-MONGOLOID DESTROYING-EVERYTHING-LIKE-VIOLENT-IDIOT ROUTINE! HULK AM *ahem* I mean to say, I have my emotional issues under control now and while there will always be good reasons to inflict massive physical and/or property damage upon threats to the innocent, it is unwise in…

Does the Hulk need a bus?

You mean Gamora?

As opposed to the twitty little winglets sticking off his head in the comics?

I'm quite happy that there's finally a Falcon that doesn't make me laugh out loud, even if he still has to use his arms to fly.

I'm gonna call this her "Pinkamena" style, since it fits right in with the parody I keep wishing someone would do: The Avengequestrians.

Any property can be made good in the right hands. In 1997—between his original status as a confused mish-mash of Steve Ditko's personal issues and his Brave New World status as just another variant of Etrigan—DC's perpetual loser The Creeper got rebooted in a book that could've stood next to Alan Moore's Swamp Thing…