You're a good person.

Me: "in that droll completely-uninformed-PETA-member air which everyone 'enjoys' reading under damn near every animal video"

You were suggesting that the bear is a neglected (if not outright abused) prisoner, in that droll completely-uninformed-PETA-member air which everyone "enjoys" reading under damn near every animal video; Cherry3m noted that the bear is a rescue/rehab animal that would've perished without intervention.

I'm pretty confident you can see Cherry3m's post from way up there.

I have been a diabetes scientist for 10 years now and what you are suggesting is not very healthy. Yes if you do not eat carbs

I once got it into my head that if I ever had to do a mockup of an '80s VHS cover for a non-existent movie, it would be Judge Reinhold and Clara Peller in Help! My Dog's A Retard! Or else Arnold Schwartznegger and Danny Devito in Dr. Seuss' Green Eggs and Ham The Motion Picture.

Well, at least he didn't "screw the pooch." That's just nasty.

She did that slow-blink thing in Fletch and I completely forgot about whatever the hell Chevy Chase was doing.

Years ago, was waiting at the corner of Mission Street and 7th (?) in San Francisco when I saw a guy across the street who looked remarkably similar. He picked up a plank with nails in it (looked like a board from a wooden shipping pallet) and casually flipped it up into the air as high as he could over Mission Street…

Ah, here we go.

Yelling YOU'RE NOT TRYING HARD ENOUGH at strangers is The Easiest Goddamn Thing in the World™. Living up to the same standards to which you hold everyone else? Maybe not so easy.

"How DARE the First Lady have a dog and walk a dog when America is in CRISIS!!?!"

I have never equated food with sex, so the only Carl's Jr ads I ever liked were:

Enjoy Hamilton Wesley Wigglebottom here. When his uncoordinated li'l eyes chance upon the ball, he goes clumsy/nuts on it until some big ol' looming but well-meaning human distracts him by entering his, eh, tunnel of vision. Then the ball comes into view again and the fight is back on!

He is happy and well cared-for and you have no idea why the aquarium has adopted him—but I'd wager it's not because they wanted more work to do. Learn to control your caps key and your emotions.

Come on everypony, smile smile smile

(1) Obtain list of purchasers; (2) unleash the Ironic Rape Squad; (3) claim it was all the fault of a programming error.