Schumacher's real sins were horrible casting decisions and Akiva Goldsman. Like you say, in terms of ideas he didn't do anything Timmy wouldn't have done. (He also Ramped Up Teh Gay to a point that could make the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence uncomfortable.)

Can I get one on my forehead?

"NIGHT....of the Colubrid! Coming soon to an island near you."

Bring this up on the right forum, and you'll run into someone who thinks you just can't appreciate the MAAAAAAAAGIC! of it all.

That would've wiped all the blissninny off Roy Neary's face REAL quick. PROBE GOES WHERE?

That's not really a superpower, though. He uses super-speed to transcend time using the If You Could Cross the International Date Line Fast Enough You'd Go Back In Time Theory of Comic-Book Nonsense.

Aliens have always been dicks.

It's not. Nuclear Man (Superman IV: The Quest for Peace's bad guy) busts up the wall; Superman stops his pursuit of NM to switch on his high-beams; wall reassembles and people immediately swarm about it out of nowhere. That YouTube clip is unedited, that's how it played in theaters.

1. Read my post (out loud if necessary).

Click the video link above my message! (If you can't see it, just search for "Doctor Whooves and Assistant ep.1 (High Quality) " on YouTube for the video and its follow-ups and variations.)

The good ponified Doctor has a fanmade radio drama with assorted video adaptations, in which he teams up with the show's most "controversial" figure and tries to figure out why the TARDIS brought him to Equestria (and made him a pony) and how to hold his Sonic Screwdriver.

"Ain't if'n we destroy it first."

Cameron was making a 'Nam-in-space action thriller as opposed to a '50s space-monster flick with superior production values and atmosphere, so wangdoodle heads were not really appropriate. (Also, he probably had his fill of that sort of thing after working on the less-than-subtle Galaxy of Terror.)

*Xenomorph extends long, thick, rigid tongue*

No way, Governor. Not only should everyone see Reptilicus at least once, true bad-movie buffs should see the original uncut Danish version with Dirk Passer (the idiot handyman) making faces that would embarrass Jerry Lewis while serenading a flock of little girls about the titular monster. (The original doesn't spit…