The worst sheriff has been pardoned, and the second worst sheriff hasn’t even been charged.

To be fair, we’ve all had that experience where you can’t open your blister plastic knife packaging, so you buy another knife to cut it open, but that one is in plastic too, so you buy another one, and so on until your house is full of knives and your wife leaves you.

I don’t know about the rest of you, but when I injure myself in a stupid way, my first instinct is to go the police and accuse a huge black guy of doing it.

Remember when those LIEberals cornered that white woman at the ATM and cut the letter B backward into her face back in 2008? Puddinghead Farms remembers.

Germane Redd Foxx Quote:

Well, that’s the thing about Trump, is that he lives up (or down) to the hyperbole. “He’s such an insane narcissist, he’s going to run this country like his old game show!” someone shouts, and you think, “Okay, ha ha, but seriously, let’s focus on the real stuff.” AND THEN HE GOES AND BRAGS ABOUT RATINGS.

It’s not dementia - that was Ronnie. It’s just the raging naricissm of a person that has to put his name in giant gold lettering on “his” buildings.

The world would be a better place if we all just paid a little more attention to effect size.

The biggest plot twist? It helped to normalize torture and had people thinking it actually works that way. Did not see THAT coming!

Ugh, I was going to blame the media for the usual oversimplifying of a single study, but I downloaded the original and the authors pretty much do the same thing within their own writing, which I am, to put it mildly, the opposite of a fan of. You’re scientists. You know that your single study does not prove forever…

Thanks for reminding me of Devil, the movie that informed us you can tell when Satan is near if you drop your toast and it lands butter-side down.

I think TV will always be better than movies at twists, only because they have so much more time to build it up. The twist with Ward in Agents of SHIELD, in my opinion, saved that show and made a very bland character a lot more interesting. And the twist in The Good Place makes that show WAY different upon your second…

all the Ruffalo gals go round the outside, round the outside, round the outside, now Doe-see-doe your partner.

I enjoy twists the second time for the reasons listed, but that doesn’t mean I want my twists spoiled. I want my own fair chance to be surprised/annoyed/faked out or whatever. I’ll decided if I want to go back and analyse the ending further, thank you very much.

You can “savor the machinations more, somehow increasing suspense” on second viewing. Better watch the thing unspoiled first, and have that sweet “holy hell” gasp.

This incident is the first time I feel like Kathy has ever portrayed herself as the victim (she even had a stiff upper lip about her ex-husband stealing tens of thousands of dollars form her bank account). Meanwhile, everything Trump tweets is either him distorting facts or history to appear victimized or bullying…

It’s on the Internet now. She may as well have sent it, because it’ll be forwarded and “reposted if you agreed” and used as proof that Trump is amazing for all time and that libs are just whiny babies when they don’t get their way. Sure, some smarty will show up in every thread and remind us that it wasn’t written…

I’m not. Hell, they’d vote for one if he hated black people enough.

“Please pacify the Nazi! That always works out fine!”

Or, in the case of someone like Rick, hacking the telecom’s computer system. And it especially doesn’t matter when you are originating the call.